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X“The creepy hyenas from The Lion King freak me out. God they remind me of the coyotes that live down the street from me…”
"My name is Jake. I work at State Farm."
Sometimes you just don't ask for a picture
"The country would never recover from four years of Trump and four years of Oprah"
?Podrás ser el Jimmy Pesto, Jr. a mi Tina?
"I've thought about what it would be like to have sex with Peter Griffin before. I'd do it."
"I hate Disney because I haven't found my prince charming yet"
"Dancing to the Spice Girls while drinking wine is my version of adulting"